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Hello. The name is Hannah (or Banana). There really isn't much, really, as to what I can say about myself. Everything about me is here in my blog. From when I first hit puberty to when I am still trying to figure out how to go about mini-challenges to every day living! Love, Hannah PS: happy reading!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Hate is such a hurtful word like of course but maybe not to these humans! =P

I really don't like a lot of humans' actions! but what can a little girl like me can do bout it.. ha-ha! I'll give you a few situations ya?

  1. situation:

    girl 'A' has a boyfriend and she is so desperately flirting with other guys and acting all-so-innocent. she calls people a bitch and criticizes their looks but she never turns to her mirror and look at herself much (no offence but its pay back time my oh-so-innocent-sister's-friend) LOL.. she flirts with lot of guys and they have girlfriends already! and she can say she's a virgin when she rocked her boyfriend's car like no ones business.. ==" *sigh* she is one big fat liar! I do look up to her though because she has the confidence!! =P

  2. situation:

    girl 'B' has lots of boyfriends and I mean at once!! gosh.. and she's only 13!! she receives gifts and just cut them off later on!!! my goodness! is that just plain bitchy?!?!?!?

so.. do u agree? actually there's more but I'm good enough to let them go for today! =) sorry if u know its u.. but please accept THIS fact!!! *bluek*

hotties hotties hotties!!!!

Gosh! They are hot I must admit. Imagine their hot bodies while in the shower *drools!!* but sadly! they have a very stinky mouth.. I don't mean that their have a very STINKY mouths but the words that flies out just don't cross their mind for even one second! ==" but not all hotties la.. like me! =P

Saturday, December 20, 2008

wild channel! LOL..

wild wild wild is all I can say! was watching the Animal Planet channel.. Then we saw how animals mate! lol!! so disgusting.. goodness me! want to know the details? *if not interested u may leave* lol! Animals are wild! That's true like of course.. But how wild? The way they hunt for food and the way they fight to get what they want as in territories, food and even the females or males.. WILD! They are even wilder in SEX.. muahahaha.. lol.. Noisy is one thing and ohmygawd, rough! I can say there is no difference between humans and animals.. the males will always be horny and the females would be really in a lot of pain!
LOL... Do u know? The elephant's penis is longer and thicker than my leg!! And it could SHRINK!!!! ewwww~ and the bats penis is half its size! LOL much~ and of course the females would try to get away but the males are just too horny to let her go! LOL.. I got NO comments at all.. all I could do was laugh.. anyways.. we'll all have our TURN to have it right? gosh.. how would my first SEX be??? *wonders*

Thursday, December 18, 2008

funny?!???

Before Marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After marriage...

Simply read from bottom to top.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

if i were a boy by BEYONCE......

instructions:
a) put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
b)For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
c)YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
d)put any comments in brackets after the song name.
e)Put this on your blog.
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1) if someone says, ''is this okay?''
* it's over by JESSE McCARTNEY - ok.. that's just plain WEIRD lol!

2)How would you describe yourself?

* Unwritten by NATASHA BEDINGFIELD - wow! its so TRUE!

3)what do you like in a guy/girl?

* like a boy by CIARA - maybe?

4)How do you feel today?

* if i never see your face again by MAROON 5
-true! mummy and daddy! i miss u.. HILDA too~

5)What is your life's purpose?

* waiting on the world to change by JOHN MAYER
.- wow it read my mind!

6)What is your motto?

* I'm yours by JASON MRAZ - shock! not true.. haha~

7)What do your friends think about you?

* Lovers in Japan (Osaka Sun Mix) by COLDPLAY - LMAO


8)What do you think of your parents?
* what goes around... comes around by JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - haha!

9)What do you think about very often?
* addicted by SAVING ABEL - ok..? dun get it~~ LOL

10)What is 2+2?

* gotta be somebody by NICKELBACK - is there a song named '4'? =.="

11)What do you think of your best friends?
* keeps getting better by CHRISTINA AGUILERA - lol! kinda true! haha!

12)What do you think of the person you like?

* untouched by THE VERONICAS - by me? xD

13)What is your life?

* see you again by MILEY CYRUS

14)What do you want to be when you grow up?
* whatever you like by T.I. - SWEAT much!!!!!!

15)What do you think of when you see the person you like?

* right now by AKON - ok~?

16)What will you dance to at your wedding?
* please don't stop the music by RIHANNA - LOL!

17)What will they play at your funeral?
* sorry by BUCKCHERRY - appropriate at least!

18)What is your hobby/interest?

* miss independent by NE-YO - nice one!

19)What is your biggest fear?
* hot and cold by KATY PERRY - ..........? its actually hungry cold and tired but who cares...?

20)What is your biggest secret?
* lucky by JASON MRAZ & COLBIE CAILLAT - O.O

21)What do you think of your friends?
* the best damn thing by AVRIL LAVIGNE - cheh..!

22)What will you post this as?
* if i were a boy by BEYONCE

23)What song will you play during your first time having sex?
* fill me in by CRAIG DAVID
- *shockS*

Saturday, December 6, 2008

my holiday 2008 part II?

my holidays are fun! really..

but thinking of the holidays I feel so sad. feel so hopeless.. I don't know whether it was true.. like what my dad said.. if only I was awake, I could save him! I really could! I feel so stupid! so useless and hopeless. he maybe here with us right now laughing and playing!!! *sigh* holidays now to me means just that.. regrets! remembering the moment my grandmother cried so loud and she felt useless too! my mum, aunts, sisters, cousins! their faces are full with tears.. if only I was awake!!!!!!! if only I was! memories of the all those hotties in PD and Malacca are all blown away!!! I feel so lonely!!! I just hate this… crying.. I know he's up there hoping us all to be happy.. but how should I cover the sadness?! I can't fake it any longer when I go visit my grandmother. because I'll usually go and say hi to him but now? I don't get to buy his favorite noodles anymore! I don't get to hear him call my name anymore! I can't feel his presence!! I feel so sad and I wish I could be there for my grandmother 24/7 so she won't feel lonely too! *sighs* he's gone.. gone to a place far far away.. and maybe I'll go there and visit him one day and I could see everyone that is here.. =')

anyways.. my holidays are now just a bore.. just doing the same usual things… lame!!!!

Thursday, December 4, 2008

my horoscope and zodiac!! (Chinese calendar)

LEO

The sign Leo is symbolized by the Lion.
Your sign's element is Fire. Leo is ruled by the Sun.
You are highly dramatic and like to be center stage. Leo is poised and confident, loyal, sincere, and makes a good organizer. Leo is proud and dignified, enthusiastic, and ambitious. Leo likes luxury and pleasure and is willing to pay the price for it. Leo is colorful, self assured, outgoing, impulsive and
expensive
( yo JOHN-CASSIE!! look at this!! haha) . Leo is authoritative and affectionate. You expect praise and you give praise.
Possible negative aspects of the sign Leo:

You can be jealous, arrogant, vain, self centered, and a show-off demanding attention. You are flashy, domineering, and snobbish, and have feelings of superiority over others.


 

ROOSTER

Rooster people are very observant. And most of the time, they are very accurate and precise with their observation. Perhaps, you can say that Roosters have a very keen "sixth-sense". With Roosters, what you see is exactly what you get. There are no hidden depths to the Rooster's character: he/she is neither complicated nor profound, rather, he/she is very forthright and straightforward.

The rooster likes to be noticed and flattered. He/she might dress a little flashily with this in mind, but in his/her heart, he/she is completely conservative. Roosters always appear attractive and beautifully turned out. They are sociable and love to receive attention.

Believe it or not, it is not an easy task to fool the Rooster. His/her mind is cautious and skeptical, with this perceptive gift, Roosters make excellent trouble shooters, detectives, doctors, nurses and psychiatrists. Roosters are always up, out and doing. You rarely see a relaxed rooster that sits quietly in the living room, doing nothing. They are also multitalented, and can become accomplished in many different ways.

All Roosters are extremely conscious about clothing and appearance. They may appear conservative but are obsessed with their look - they can spend hours standing in front of the mirrors and will not even wink when they spend $500 for a dress. That doesn't mean they don't care about money, in fact, they love to compare prices and even if the bargain is only few cents or few dollars cheaper, they will be satisfied.

Though sharp, practical and resourceful, the Rooster also likes to dream. And because he/she likes to dream, he/she will disappoint the loved one, for the reality will never match up to the dreams he/she would like to share with her/him. Although he/she really is sincere about those dreams.

Rooster make great hosts and adore entertaining. The main virtue in the Rooster character is loyalty: they make devoted friends. They always keep their promises and are always true to their word. When Roosters love and admire someone, they will even catch the moon just to keep them happy.

Hardworking, resourceful, courageous and talented, Roosters are self-assured people. They possess powerful personalities and are notoriously dominant. In groups they are vivacious, amusing and popular. But Roosters can be conceited creatures, vain and boastful, with a strong egotistical need to constantly be the center of attention. Excellent at small talk, they can be the life of any party. Roosters are talkative types, outspoken, frank, open, honest -- but a little too blunt at times. A polished debater and able to cogently refute any opinion, the Rooster is a talented polemicist, and could be an excellent journalist or writer. With the Rooster's dedication to work well done, he or she would also make a good economist or a gifted administrator.

These people are born organizers, refined and elegant. They are tidy-minded and like to keep everything neat and shipshape. Their affairs will be all in order, accounts up to the minute and documents systematically filed away. They function best in an environment where everything is organized and their schedules programmed. When it comes to making decisions of any kind, Roosters prefer to carefully consider all sides of a situation before coming to a conclusion. In conflicts, Roosters will push to the extreme but flee before open hostilities break out. Their reflective and analytical abilities sometimes get the better of them. They must constantly question their point of view to ascertain its validity.

The management of finances is perhaps their strength, both on a private and professional level. When it comes to money, Roosters are prudent and careful. They are brilliant managers of other people's money; financial advisers, bank managers, and accountants would all do well to be born in the Year of the Rooster. The Rooster has the reputation of finding money in the most unlikely places, like drawing blood from a stone. In Vietnam they say that, thanks to the strength of his beak and claws, the Rooster can find a worm in a desert. This metaphor goes a long way to explain the continual and restless activity that characterizes him/her.

The Rooster man likes to be in the company of women, among whom he can show off, shine, swagger and generally demonstrate what a clever fellow he is. However, he rarely goes out for a night with the boys; men bore him to extinction. His Hen counterpart also likes the company of other women -- that's not to say that men bore her! -- and she chooses those professions which keep her constantly in touch with them.

The Rooster will touch the heights and depths during the three phases of his/her life, business-wise as well as romantically. He/she will go from poverty to riches, from ideal love to the most sordid of emotional entanglements. The Rooster's old age will be happy, however.

Legend has it in the East that two Roosters under the same roof make life intolerable for everyone else.

Roosters see the world as either black or white; when it comes to individual people, they will immediately either love or hate them on sight. Their love life has all the elements of romantic excitement. They like the idea of dominating their partner, but this notion is more for fun and show than it is from real conviction. Emotionally, Roosters are said to be passionate and, though they may possess a very active sex drive, they tend to lack firm personal commitment when it comes to serious relationships. The salient characteristic attributed to these people is their honesty, and Roosters are never backwards in coming forward to speak their mind. Their lack of tact, coupled with a sanctimonious attitude to life, has been responsible for the breaking up of many a Rooster's marriage. Yet Rooster males are dashing, handsome fellows and will have young women flocking to their sides. Their Hen counterparts, stylish in the classical vein, will attract their suitors through their no-nonsense, down-to-earth approach to life.

In love, the Rooster will often do him/herself harm to gain or to keep the affection of the loved one. He/she will disappoint her/him often too, for the reality will never match up to the dreams he would so much like to share with her. There's one thing in his favor, though – he/she really is sincere about those dreams!

Neither male nor female Rooster will wear their hearts on their sleeves; they keep even the minutest detail about their sexual exploits and love affairs strictly to themselves. Because of their scrupulous honesty, when happily settled in a permanent relationship, Roosters are highly unlikely to deceive or cheat on their partners.

The Snake, Ox and Dragon understand Roosters. They would gain much from friendship with the Monkey and Boar. The Rabbit does not trust the Rooster and won't put up with his boasting.


 

Compatibility

(1 - least compatible, 100 - most compatible)

Rat

66 - Steamy, yes, but not lasting.

Ox

86 - You are lucky enough to find each other.

Tiger

55 - Not a balanced relationship.

Rabbit

53 - Well, maybe not.

Dragon

72 - Balanced but not passionate.

Snake

90 - A love connection. Omens favorable.

Horse

58 - If they must, but not recommended.

Sheep

42 - They'll be unhappy, even they pretend.

Monkey

75 - Probably, who knows.

Rooster

33 - It will be a miracle if it works!

Dog

63 - Only if it's absolutely necessary.

Pig

81 - The Pig is patient, it could work.